Stink A Little Save A Lot (A Letter to Hints From Heloise)

Dear Heloise,

Washing your clothes too often wears them out faster, 

so don't do it, too often, that is.

And tell that lady who uses air-filled packing material

to put away her retired purses 

I fluff mine out with crumpled Benjamins. 

Please don't publish my exact address por favor. 

PH in Tucson