Midnight Ravings

I think if I went out and found a woman,

since what I’ve been through,

that would be unsaintly.

Ah, you may say, Well, who are you

to pretend to such high office?

I am Peter, the Proud and Priapic,

Upright Prince of Pecker Practice,

Practiced in excess, to be sure,

but Self-Denial and Development, too,

looking to make a change.