Ball Fall-Out

Ball fall-out is a serious matter in the subject of men’s underwear,*

but seldom will you see it discussed as openly as here.

Women, of course, do not have the problem

and should skip ahead to the following poems.

Indeed, any further attention to this one

can only be regarded as prurient. 

Back to the subject at hand, ball fall-out,

this can happen in three ways: 

1) a weak or worn-out leg elastic

2) a hole worn in the bottom-most region,

3)  faulty design in the first place— scant fabric.

I have been troubled in all of these ways and foolishly tried to ignore it,

going about with a scowl on my face that no one could reasonably interpret.

All I can say (from years of experience) is,

Boys, this problem will not cure itself.

You simply must spring for a new pair of shorts. 

This is not the time to be stoic.

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*It will be obvious to the discerning reader that I refer to jockey shorts, not boxer.