The Blessing of Ineptitude


I have a truly remarkable inability

to play good tennis, my favorite game.


How is this a blessing? You ask.

It leaves large room for improvement!


If I were Rafael Nadal, for example,

I’d be looking toward sustained decline.


But even as an octogenarian I

can reasonably hope to improve.


I’m on my way out the door this minute

to practice with my son’s ball machine.


Things are bound to look up!