What To Do With One Foot In The Grave
Use the other to stamp and dance,
occasionally, kick yourself in the ass,
you deserve it,
but put it back on good ground,
try not to boot yourself in.
Going all in is for microbes only,
nothing likely to help your kind,
or yourself, as in the case of dancing.
Really, you must avoid it:
keep one leg very healthy and strong,
flexible, even, for grand contortions
tot stop you from going under.