Heloise 2. (Stink A Little Save A Lot)

Dear Heloise,

Love your column!

Washing clothes too often wears them out faster, 

so don't do it, too often, that is.

And tell that lady who uses air-filled packing material

when putting away her retired purses 

I fluff mine out with crumpled Benjamins. 

Please don't publish my exact address por favor. 

PH in Tucson