Nice New War

Nothing like a nice new war, I say,

to get the juices flowing again,

Old Israel and the USA

must be more than a match for Iran.

Bullets and drones and bombs and jets

may be put in play by both sides,

but ours has God, and rational bets

will reflect that, and heroism besides,

Not to mention great leadership, Trump,

the winningest winner that ever played

with fire to give his ratings a bump,

when past peccadilloes were not paid. 

So before any nay-sayers start whining

and complaining that vision in war is murky,

I say, with Donald Trump divining

our futures we should also take Turkey.